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Reid's Palace, A Belmond Hotel, Madeira
This hotel is a perfect choice for family vacations! Located on the stunning Madeira Island, it offers a kids' club and children's pool to keep the little ones entertained. The rooms are fully equipped with 24-hour hot water and hairdryers, ensuring a cozy stay. Adults can unwind with spa treatments or hit the fitness center, and there are even yoga classes and a Turkish bath for ultimate relaxation. With Chinese-friendly services, communication is a breeze. Nearby attractions like Trap Music Bar and Chapel of Our Lady of Penha de Franca are just a short walk away, making it super convenient!
Pestana Carlton Madeira Ocean Resort Hotel
This hotel is the perfect choice for family vacations and leisure getaways! With a kids' pool, playroom, and mini-golf, your little ones will have endless fun. Adults can unwind with full-service spa treatments, sauna, or hit the fitness center. Enjoy swimming in both indoor and outdoor pools, no matter the weather. Conveniently located just 15 minutes' walk from the CR7 Museum and Madeira Casino, you can also relax with a drink at the bar in the evening. The hotel offers 24-hour room service and babysitting services (surcharge) to cater to all your needs.
Enotel Lido - All Inclusive
A all-inclusive paradise in Funchal, Portugal, perfect for families and business travelers! With kids club, children's pool, and babysitting services, your little ones will have a blast while you unwind at the spa or tee off at the golf course. Enjoy indoor and outdoor pools, free WiFi, and multiple dining options including 4 restaurants and poolside bars. Whether it’s a family getaway or a corporate event with 8 meeting rooms, this hotel has everything you need for a seamless stay.
Quintinha São João Hotel & Spa
Looking for a perfect family getaway or romantic retreat in Portugal? This hotel is your ideal choice! Conveniently located just 10 minutes’ walk to Santa Catarina Park and Casino da Madeira, it offers indoor/outdoor pools, spa treatments, and childcare services for ultimate relaxation. Enjoy free WiFi and buffet breakfast, or savor delicious dinners at the restaurant and cocktails by the poolside. Whether you're into diving, snorkeling, or hiking, there's plenty of adventure waiting nearby!
Melia Madeira Mare
This hotel is a perfect getaway for families! With kids' pool and playroom, your little ones will never want to leave. Adults can unwind at the spa center with massages and sauna, or enjoy a drink by the pool—pure bliss! Rooms feature sea-view balconies offering breathtaking Atlantic sunsets. Conveniently located near the city center yet peaceful, the buffet breakfast is diverse, and they even serve special kids' meals. A stay here promises relaxation and fun for all!
Pestana Casino Park Hotel & Casino
The Cliff Bay - PortoBay
Looking for a relaxing and fun-filled family getaway? This is the perfect spot! Nestled by the waterfront in Funchal, it's just minutes away from attractions like the CR7 Museum and Lido Aquatic Complex. With family-friendly amenities including a kids' club, children's pool, and babysitting services, your little ones will have a blast. Adults can unwind with luxurious spa treatments, indoor and outdoor pools, and a sauna. Enjoy international cuisine at any of the 3 on-site restaurants or sip cocktails by the poolside bar. Whether for family vacations or business trips, this hotel has it all!
Pestana Grand Ocean Resort Hotel
This resort is a perfect family getaway! Located right by Funchal's seaside promenade, it's just minutes away from shopping centers and beaches. Kids will love the dedicated children's pool and playground, while adults can unwind at the spa or poolside bar. With both indoor and outdoor pools, plus 177 rooms featuring private balconies and free WiFi, it caters to all. Business travelers appreciate the meeting rooms and business center. Whether for family fun or work trips, this place has it all!
Quinta da Casa Branca - Small Luxury Hotels of the World
Nestled by the sea in Funchal, this luxury hotel is just 5 minutes from CR7 Museum and Marítimo Stadium! Enjoy two outdoor pools, indulgent spa treatments, and a state-of-the-art fitness center, plus thrilling water sports like snorkeling and sailing. Dine at the Mediterranean restaurant or unwind at the bar. Complimentary breakfast, WiFi, and airport transfers are included. The 49 elegantly designed rooms feature minibars and flat-screen TVs, ensuring a home-away-from-home experience!
The Vine Hotel
This hotel is a dream for both families and business travelers! Kid-friendly amenities like childcare and a pool will keep the little ones entertained. Unwind with spa treatments and a sauna, or relax by the outdoor pool and hot tub. The prime location puts you just steps from the beach and local attractions, with free WiFi and 24-hour room service for ultimate convenience. Business travelers will love the fully-equipped business center and meeting rooms.
Casa Velha do Palheiro Relais & Chateaux
Nestled in Madeira's countryside, this luxury Relais & Châteaux retreat is perfect for families and golf lovers! Just 15-minute walks to Palheiro Gardens and the golf club, with free shuttle service covering 7km. Kids? They'll adore the game room while you unwind at the spa with 3 hot tubs. Dine under the stars at the garden-view restaurant or sip cocktails by the poolside bar. Rooms feature minibars and satellite TV, plus thoughtful touches like babysitting services (fee) and 24-hour airport transfers (fee). A true home-away-from-home with a 4.6-star charm!
Quinta da Bela Vista
This luxurious hotel in Funchal is the perfect choice for your vacation or business trip! The colonial-style architecture is full of character, and you can unwind at the outdoor pool, tennis courts, or sauna. Whether you want to try sailing, snorkeling, or tee off at the golf course, this place has it all. Enjoy free WiFi, 24-hour room service, and even babysitting services for your little ones—talk about thoughtful hospitality! Nearby attractions like the CR7 Museum are easily accessible with the complimentary shuttle service.
VidaMar Resort Hotel Madeira
This is a family-friendly paradise with a kids' club, children's pool, and game room to keep the little ones entertained while adults relax with spa treatments or hit the golf course. Located in the heart of Funchal, it's just minutes from the CR7 Museum and the beach. With 4 restaurants and 24-hour room service, dining is a breeze. Whether you're into water sports or prefer a quiet yoga session, this resort has something for everyone.
Savoy Palace - the Leading Hotels of the World - Savoy Signature
This luxurious hotel is the perfect choice for both families and business travelers! Located in Funchal, just a short walk from the beach and CR7 Museum, it offers unbeatable convenience. With family-friendly amenities like a kids' pool, playroom, and children's meals, your little ones will have a blast. Adults can unwind at the spa or relax by the indoor and outdoor pools. Enjoy dining at one of the 5 restaurants or sip cocktails at the bars. The elegantly decorated rooms feature private balconies and free WiFi, ensuring a comfortable stay. Whether for a family getaway or a business trip, this hotel has it all!
Les Suites at the Cliff Bay - PortoBay
Dreaming of a luxurious getaway in Funchal, Portugal? This stunning waterfront hotel is your perfect choice! Just 5 minutes’ drive to CR7 Museum and Lido Aquatic Complex, it features two outdoor pools, a sauna, and a fitness center. Rejuvenate with spa treatments or savor gourmet dishes at three on-site restaurants. Unwind with a drink at the bar while kids enjoy specially curated meals. Rooms are equipped with free WiFi, 24-hour room service, and premium amenities. Plus, enjoy complimentary self-parking for added convenience. Don’t miss this slice of paradise—book your stay now!
Pestana Royal All Inclusive Ocean & Spa Resort
This all-inclusive paradise is nestled by the ocean in Funchal, just minutes from CR7 Museum and shopping centers. With 4 restaurants and a poolside bar, savor local and international flavors, then unwind at the spa or sauna. Sports lovers can enjoy the tennis court and mini-golf, while kids will adore the play area. The 324 cozy rooms are fully equipped, and 24-hour front desk service ensures a seamless stay. Perfect for a carefree getaway where every detail is taken care of!
Pestana Madeira Beach Club
Located in Funchal, Portugal, this apartment hotel offers stunning ocean views and a range of fantastic amenities. Enjoy the year-round outdoor pool or unwind in the indoor pool and spa. Sports enthusiasts can make use of the tennis court or try some water sports, and the bar is perfect for evening drinks. The rooms are well-equipped with a kitchenette and private balcony, ensuring a comfortable stay. Nearby attractions include the beach and Funchal Marina, making it a great choice for travelers.
Designed Villa Palheiro Village by Holiday Rental Madeira
This family-friendly paradise offers endless fun for both kids and adults! The villa features a water park, children's play area, and game room to keep the little ones entertained. Golf enthusiasts can practice their swings at nearby golf courses. Enjoy a cozy evening with BBQ at the picnic area or drinks by the poolside bar. With indoor/outdoor pools, spa services, and heated floors, you'll feel pampered all year round. Plus, it's just 10 minutes from CR7 Museum and scenic mountain viewpoints - perfect for exploring Madeira!
Castanheiro Boutique Hotel
This boutique hotel is a perfect choice for families! Located in the heart of Funchal, just 15 minutes’ walk to CR7 Museum and city square. Enjoy childcare services and kids' meals while relaxing at the spa or sauna. Dive into the indoor/outdoor pools or hit the fitness center. Unwind at the poolside bar or savor Mediterranean cuisine at Tipografia Restaurant. Rooms feature free WiFi and minibars, with 24-hour airport shuttle for ultimate convenience. A true home away from home!
Enotel Magnólia
This hotel is a perfect getaway in Funchal, just 15 minutes’ walk to the beach and CR7 Museum! Unwind with spa treatments, indoor/outdoor pools, and a sauna, while babysitting services let you enjoy some alone time. Start your day with a free buffet breakfast in the garden-view restaurant, and unwind at the poolside bar at night. Rooms feature minibars and free WiFi, plus a 24-hour business center—ideal for both family vacations and work trips!
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Reid's Palace, A Belmond Hotel, Madeira
Staying at Reid's Palace was an absolute delight from start to finish. The moment I stepped in, I was greeted with warm hospitality and a sense of timeless elegance. The location is perfect—just a short walk from the heart of Funchal, yet tucked away in a peaceful, scenic spot overlooking the Atlantic. My room was spacious, beautifully decorated, and offered breathtaking views of the ocean. The bed was incredibly comfortable, making for a restful night’s sleep. The staff went above and beyond—always friendly, attentive, and genuinely helpful with recommendations for local dining and activities. The breakfast spread was exceptional, with fresh local produce and a wide variety of options. Every detail felt thoughtfully curated. It’s not just a hotel; it’s a true retreat. I left feeling refreshed, inspired, and already planning my return. If you’re looking for a luxurious yet authentic experience in Madeira, this is the place.
Pestana Carlton Madeira Ocean Resort Hotel
Due to a flight cancellation, I ended up staying an extra day on the island and naturally chose this hotel again. I booked a smaller family suite—though labeled as compact, it was actually quite spacious. Two queen beds plus a sofa bed easily accommodated four people with room to spare. That unexpected extra day turned into pure relaxation: lounging by the pool, enjoying the sea views, and savoring delicious meals. The hotel restaurant prices are comparable to local dining options across the street, where there’s also a supermarket nearby. I picked up wine and snacks to enjoy back in the room—such a nice touch. The main pool is filled with seawater, perfect for floating with your head just above the surface. There’s also a second pool down a few steps, and if you’re confident in the water, you can even swim out into the open sea. It’s such a unique and peaceful experience—highly recommend for anyone looking to unwind in a beautiful coastal setting.
Enotel Lido - All Inclusive
The all-inclusive concept truly shines here—meals and drinks are included at various on-site restaurants, making it super convenient. My favorite spot was VELA DI CANALE, a cozy Italian café with great vibes. Their hot pizzas were served buffet-style, and if you time it right, you can even customize your own pie with fresh toppings—so fun and delicious! The pool area is spacious and perfect for relaxing under the sun or just floating around. Every detail feels thoughtfully designed for comfort and enjoyment. I’d absolutely stay here again—highly recommend for anyone looking for a stress-free, memorable getaway.
Quintinha São João Hotel & Spa
What an absolute gem! This hotel truly feels like a hidden paradise in Funchal. With just 42 rooms, it offers a personal touch without sacrificing comfort. Our room was spacious and inviting—featuring a plush bed, cozy sofa, writing desk, and a private balcony overlooking lush gardens. We were greeted with thoughtful touches: a fridge stocked with refreshments and fresh bottled water replenished daily. Breakfast and dinner were exceptional—varied, beautifully presented, and bursting with flavor. The bar was a highlight too, offering small plates and tapas all day long, plus fun experiences like a Poncha cocktail workshop and a gin tasting session that added real charm to our stay. But what truly sets this place apart are the staff—every single one of them goes above and beyond. The front desk team was incredibly helpful, sharing local tips, restaurant recommendations, and even bus schedules. Restaurant staff, though busy, always had a smile and a friendly chat. The bartenders made cocktails with care and personality. Even the housekeeping team stood out—our room was immaculate every day, and the entire property looked pristine, from the pools to the garden paths. Both the indoor and outdoor pools were clean, well-maintained, and inviting—the indoor one especially warm and relaxing. After staying at many wonderful hotels worldwide, this one easily stands out as the best experience so far. I can’t recommend it enough. If I ever return to Madeira, this will be my first choice.
Melia Madeira Mare
Wow, we got upgraded to a better room upon check-in—what a pleasant surprise! The view from the hotel is absolutely stunning, with panoramic sea and mountain vistas. It’s super convenient too: just a short walk up a slight hill leads to restaurants and supermarkets, so you’ve got everything you need right nearby. The only downside? The city center is a bit of a distance away, but there’s a bus stop right outside the hotel, making transit easy. Breakfast was a bit underwhelming—mostly standard Western-style options with very few warm or hearty choices like soups or stews. That said, the bathroom amenities were decent, at least they came from a recognizable brand. Overall, this place offers great value, comfort, and a beautiful setting. Definitely worth staying again!
Pestana Casino Park Hotel & Casino
This hotel exceeded all my expectations! From the moment I arrived, Rita at reception was incredibly welcoming and made check-in so smooth. I was assigned a fantastic room with stunning views, and the nighttime scenery was absolutely breathtaking. The breakfast area overlooks the vast Atlantic Ocean—waking up to that view is pure magic. The breakfast spread was impressive, especially the selection of fresh fruits, which were juicy and delicious. Every detail, from the service to the ambiance, felt exceptional. It’s rare to find such a perfect blend of comfort, beauty, and hospitality. I’d definitely stay here again and recommend it to anyone visiting Funchal.
The Cliff Bay - PortoBay
Staying at The Cliff Bay - PortoBay was an absolute highlight of my trip to Funchal. The view from the room is nothing short of breathtaking—expansive ocean vistas framed by lush green hills, especially stunning during sunset when the sky turns into a canvas of warm hues. The location strikes the perfect balance: nestled in a quiet hillside yet just a short ride away from the city center. The staff were incredibly welcoming and attentive, and the room itself was clean, spacious, and beautifully designed. It’s rare to find such a serene retreat with such great value. I’d highly recommend this hotel to anyone looking for a peaceful yet luxurious escape in Madeira.
Pestana Grand Ocean Resort Hotel
Staying at Pestana Grand Ocean Resort Hotel was an absolute highlight of my trip to Funchal, Portugal. The room was spacious and incredibly comfortable, making it a perfect retreat after a day exploring. Breakfast and dinner were both excellent—fresh, well-prepared, and full of local flavors. The location is fantastic: just a short walk from a great shopping center, ideal for picking up souvenirs or grabbing a quick bite. But the real gem is the view—uninterrupted ocean vistas from the windows, with waves crashing in the distance. I also took a day trip to the nearby cliff caves, which offered a stunning blend of natural beauty and adventure. Everything about this resort felt thoughtfully designed, from the service to the ambiance. It’s not just a place to stay—it’s a memorable experience. Highly recommend for anyone looking for comfort, convenience, and breathtaking scenery.
Quinta da Casa Branca - Small Luxury Hotels of the World
Nestled in a stunning garden full of lush greenery and trees, this charming boutique hotel feels like a peaceful retreat just minutes from the heart of Funchal. The property is small but perfectly formed—every detail exudes care and character. The staff go above and beyond with warm, attentive service that makes you feel right at home. Though the rooms could use a refresh, the views of the garden are absolutely serene and perfect for unwinding. I especially loved the two heated outdoor pools—ideal for relaxing on a cool evening. There’s also a cozy spa area for those seeking a little pampering. It’s an excellent choice if you're looking for quiet, comfort, and a touch of luxury without the crowds. The location is convenient, easily accessible by car or public transport, making it a standout option for a peaceful getaway.
The Vine Hotel
This was hands down our most satisfying hotel stay yet. From the fresh and delicious meals to thoughtful safety features like non-slip flooring and emergency equipment, every detail reflects a genuine commitment to guest comfort and well-being. The staff were warm, professional, and made us feel right at home from the moment we arrived. What truly stood out was how affordably the hotel arranged local activities—everything was seamless, stress-free, and perfectly tailored to our interests. It’s rare to find such exceptional service combined with unbeatable value. If you’re visiting Funchal, this is the kind of experience that makes your trip unforgettable. Highly recommended!
Casa Velha do Palheiro Relais & Chateaux
Staying at this property was an absolute delight from start to finish. The moment you step into the grounds, you're greeted by lush gardens, a serene tea house, a rejuvenating spa, and a stunning pool—all thoughtfully designed and beautifully maintained. We were lucky enough to enjoy breakfast in the garden, which felt like a true luxury. The entire atmosphere is peaceful yet elegant, making it perfect for a relaxing getaway. Unfortunately, we only had one night here, but it left such a lasting impression that we’d love to return. Every detail reflects excellence, and the service was warm and attentive. This place truly lives up to its reputation—highly recommend for anyone seeking a memorable, high-end retreat.
Quinta da Bela Vista
Staying at Quinta da Bela Vista felt like stepping into a timeless piece of history. This beautifully restored Victorian-style luxury hotel sits just outside the tourist hub of Funchal, offering a peaceful retreat without feeling isolated. The complimentary shuttle bus takes you to the city center in just 15 minutes—perfect for exploring while still enjoying quiet surroundings. The property features a charming old-fashioned garden and a spacious pool area, both impeccably maintained. The staff go above and beyond with their warm, attentive service—always ready to help, yet never intrusive. Dining at the historic Menor House, dating back to 1840, was an absolute highlight: elegant atmosphere and exceptional cuisine. From start to finish, every detail made this stay unforgettable. A true gem in Madeira—highly recommend for anyone seeking charm, comfort, and authenticity.
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